Lice Capades

"Lice Capades" is the third episode of the eleventh season of Comedy Central's animated television series South Park, and the 156th episode overall. It first aired on aired on March 21, 2007. In the episode, all the students at South Park Elementary are checked for head lice and, to his horror, Clyde discovers that he has lice. He tries to hide it from his classmates, knowing they will make fun of him.

The episode was written by series co-creator Trey Parker and is rated TV-MA in the United States.

Plot

Mrs. Garrison announces to the class that the school has a head lice problem, and every student must now be checked. During the check, Clyde is informed that he has head lice, much to his horror. The nurse gives him a note and he goes to the doctor, who prescribes Clyde a special shampoo to deal with the problem, but Clyde remains very embarrassed by the situation. Meanwhile, from on top of Clyde's head, the lice are living peacefully in a village until one of them, Travis, witnesses the nurse parting Clyde's hair and sees it as a gigantic eye in the sky staring at him. Travis tells the other lice the world has become aware of them and is angry, but he is ridiculed. That night, Clyde washes his hair with the shampoo, killing many of the lice. Travis' wife Kelly is killed, but Travis, their baby Hope and a handful of other lice, including the Vice-President (who resembles Dick Cheney) of the village survive.

The next day in class, the kids ask Mrs. Garrison if somebody did have lice. Mrs. Garrison tells the children that someone had lice but will not reveal who because of school policy. The kids begin to suspect each other and plot to discover who had the lice in order to humiliate them. Cartman eventually devises a test to tell who had head lice (Mimicking the test in the film The Thing), and rigs it to frame Kenny for having lice. Kenny flees the room, and Clyde is somewhat very sympathetic. Back on Clyde's head, the few survivors of the disaster gather and Travis tells them that they must flee the world for another one, and to do so they must go to the "Forbidden Zone" beyond the forest. While other lice stay behind to find other survivors, Travis, the Vice-President and another survivor go to the "Forbidden Zone". There, the Vice-President shoots the other survivor and tells Travis he will rebuild the village. While taunting Travis, the Vice President mocks his theories of a living world and shoots the ground several times, stating that if the world was alive, it would feel the gunshots and react. Clyde winces slightly and reaches up to the back of his neck, picking up the Vice-President and tossing him away to his death.

The boys manage to track Kenny down to the park, where they intend to punish him for lying about his lice by giving him a "sock bath". They tell Clyde to come, but before he does, he calls Mrs. Garrison to warn her of Kenny's danger. Kenny is caught in the park, stripped to his underwear and washed with the soap. Then, Kyle says that he cannot go through with it and admits that he was the person who had lice. Stan and Cartman also come forward, when Mrs. Garrison shows up and tells them that everyone in the class had lice, since lice spread fast around people in the first place. Each of the boys then admitted that he lied about not having lice and that he was afraid that he was the only one with lice. At that point, Clyde feels relief for not being singled out, but the boys realize that Kenny still lied about having lice, and they proceed to continue with the sock bath for his denial. On Clyde's head, Travis sees an apparition of his dead wife in the sky; a soprano in the music score sings "Pie Jesu" from Fauré's Requiem. The apparition turns out to be a fly, and Travis grabs on to it still holding his child. The fly finally lands on another body and Travis is welcomed in a massive city by larger, red-colored lice, and is told they have lived in peace for generations, "never been disturbed". The shot pans out from the trees, and reveals that the lice are living in Angelina Jolie's pubic hair.

External links

• Lice Capades Full episode at South Park Studios
• Lice Capades Episode guide at South Park Studios
• Teaser for "Lice Capades" (Quicktime)
• Lice Capades at TV.com